I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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