found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
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