he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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