Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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