Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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