why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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