And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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