dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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