Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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