just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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