Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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