What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Randomize