I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Randomize