Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
