Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
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