He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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