My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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