I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
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