That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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