mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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