How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
Randomize
