5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
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