i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
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