I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
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