i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
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