All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
There's always time for handjobs
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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