do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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