Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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