Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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