shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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