on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
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