lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Moan for me like Helen Keller
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
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