I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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