I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
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