So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
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