bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
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