girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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