I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
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