South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
So squirting runs in the family.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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