I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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