I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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