I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
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