I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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