she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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