i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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