Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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