Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
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