guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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