i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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