yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
