I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
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