she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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