I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
did you just send me my own nude
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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