Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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