I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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