So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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